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该片讲述了孙悟空被如来压在五行山下，后被唐僧救出，跟随其西天取经；在取经过程中路遇白骨精，悟空三打白骨精幻化的平民被唐僧赶走，唐僧亦被白骨精抓获；后八戒请悟空出山灭妖精救师傅的故事。。戴尔（塞斯•罗根 Seth Rogen 饰）有一份令自己和别人都生厌的工作——传票递送员，高中生女友安吉的帅气男同学们又时时令戴尔如坐针毡，于是抽大麻成了他最好的寄托甚至是信仰。戴尔定期在小混混索尔（詹姆斯•弗兰科 James Franco 饰）的家中购买大麻，索尔视其为朋友，推销给他最好的大麻“菠萝快车”，可戴尔只拿对方当做比自己更失败的落寞者。当晚戴尔偶然撞见当地大毒贩瑞德和一名女警联手杀人，慌不择路逃跑的戴尔将菠萝快车这种罕见大麻遗落在现场，担心被瑞德杀人灭口的戴尔和索尔只得选择逃亡，但他们谨慎又笨拙的隐匿方式只是将更多人卷入这场风波，而逃避性格的两人，在这次事件中渐渐学会正视自己的弱点……。15 year girl runs away from home to live with her grandmother after mom is arrested for prostitution and step dad for molesting her. Along the way her car breaks down, and a respectable, decent looking guy picks her up. Turns out he's the freeway rapist the news keeps talking about and now he's set his eyes on her. However, she shoots him several times and flees. By some miracl...。